1. Tell them that you would love to come.

2. Ask them what day it is.

3. Tell them that unfortunately you’re going deer hunting that day.

4. Check the Internet for information about deer hunting.

5. Take a hunter safety course.

6. Purchase a deer hunting license and a high-powered scoped rifle.

7. Purchase a guided hunting trip in Colorado.

8. Go deer hunting that day.

9. Email pictures of you standing over a gutted deer to everyone you know.